This post brought you by the American Society for Shitty Life Syndrome:
Do you hate your job? Do you feel a disconnect with some of your coworkers and friends? Do you have trouble finding the courage to wake up in the morning? You may be suffering from Shitty Life Sydrome or SLS. SLS symptoms include night sweats, itching, flaking, nausea, tingling, rash and general sense of discontent. There is NO CURE for SLS, but there are treatments that you can ask your doctor about. It is possible to transmit SLS to your partner even if there is no outbreak, but treatments can lessen the frequency of outbreaks. Side effects include wanted and unwanted hair growth, pregnancy, greasy stool, bloating, headache and dry mouth. Side effects similar to placebo. In rare cases, death and liver failure were reported, in that order. Ask your doctor today!
So my co-worker and I keep hearing these big-pharma ads about various drugs, and we were commenting how all of it culminates in basically what is, a shitty life, hence the birth of SLS. Lesson to be learned? 1. Side effects often are worse than the actual problem itself. 2. Medications are more theraputic than curative. 3.Dry mouth is always a side effect. So something to think about next time you watch those ads.
I'll admit i'm being some what disloyal by writing about this while working at big pharma.
In other news. I went to the mall a few weeks ago to buy pants. Why you ask? Because my pants no longer fit. Guess what size I'm at? 9 (Nine) Yup. Well you heard it first. Oh, I'm also up to a C-cup. Thank god I'm no longer in school. For those of you not in the know. I suffer from a horrible correlative disease called Cupsize induced GPA (side effects include dry mouth). When I had an A cup, I had an A average. When I had a B cup, a B average...and etc.
Well this means one thing. Must go back to an A cup before contemplating more schooling! Dude breasts suck. They get in the way of every day things. I'm not really flexible with my legs so to clip my toe nails I kind of just move my knees up to my chest, with my feet on the chair i'm sitting on. I press my chest to my knees so I can see my toes. Well the extra cushion makes it hard for the pushin'. I find it difficult to see my toes because I can't get my face past my knees very far. Thank god I can still wipe my ass!
Anyway, I don't think any of us really has to feel too guilty about not contributing to the blog, I mean Anna hasn't said a thing in ages!
Do you hate your job? Do you feel a disconnect with some of your coworkers and friends? Do you have trouble finding the courage to wake up in the morning? You may be suffering from Shitty Life Sydrome or SLS. SLS symptoms include night sweats, itching, flaking, nausea, tingling, rash and general sense of discontent. There is NO CURE for SLS, but there are treatments that you can ask your doctor about. It is possible to transmit SLS to your partner even if there is no outbreak, but treatments can lessen the frequency of outbreaks. Side effects include wanted and unwanted hair growth, pregnancy, greasy stool, bloating, headache and dry mouth. Side effects similar to placebo. In rare cases, death and liver failure were reported, in that order. Ask your doctor today!
So my co-worker and I keep hearing these big-pharma ads about various drugs, and we were commenting how all of it culminates in basically what is, a shitty life, hence the birth of SLS. Lesson to be learned? 1. Side effects often are worse than the actual problem itself. 2. Medications are more theraputic than curative. 3.Dry mouth is always a side effect. So something to think about next time you watch those ads.
I'll admit i'm being some what disloyal by writing about this while working at big pharma.
In other news. I went to the mall a few weeks ago to buy pants. Why you ask? Because my pants no longer fit. Guess what size I'm at? 9 (Nine) Yup. Well you heard it first. Oh, I'm also up to a C-cup. Thank god I'm no longer in school. For those of you not in the know. I suffer from a horrible correlative disease called Cupsize induced GPA (side effects include dry mouth). When I had an A cup, I had an A average. When I had a B cup, a B average...and etc.
Well this means one thing. Must go back to an A cup before contemplating more schooling! Dude breasts suck. They get in the way of every day things. I'm not really flexible with my legs so to clip my toe nails I kind of just move my knees up to my chest, with my feet on the chair i'm sitting on. I press my chest to my knees so I can see my toes. Well the extra cushion makes it hard for the pushin'. I find it difficult to see my toes because I can't get my face past my knees very far. Thank god I can still wipe my ass!
Anyway, I don't think any of us really has to feel too guilty about not contributing to the blog, I mean Anna hasn't said a thing in ages!
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